Eyebrows have always featured heavily in my beauty regime having spent most of my early life sporting a monobrow that could rival Animal from The Muppets. All this changed when as a young teen I was introduced to tweezers by a friend and with gusto plucked off all my eyebrow hair leaving the most ridiculously thin set of eyebrows you’ve ever seen. How attractive I must have looked for the next week sporting six hairs over each eye and bright red patches of angry skin, needless to say I was weak for myself.
Me as a child, I hear there’s scientific links between monobrows and being incredibly musically gifted.
I have spent most of my twenties attempting to grow back my poor eyebrows and finally with the help of my dear friend The Fringe I am the proud owner of two well groomed furry slugs over each eye. They are without doubt my pride and joy and I can happily sit there for hours brushing them and singing old sea shantys and luring sailors to their deaths on the rocks. Well that last bit may be untrue but I definitely do love them! So imagine my joy when I heard that the scousebrow had gone mainstream.
The scousebrow was first featured in Desperate Scousewives and undoubtedly was the star of the show. What was once the preserve of Coleen Rooney, Jodie Lundstram and other high profile scousers has now made its way to the catwalk and even the Duchess of Cambridge has been sporting a much heavier brow of late.
Here’s a few examples of successful and not so successful scousebrows.
Scouse Brow- a follicle transformation.
Jodie Lundstram, undoubted scouse queen of the new eyebrow craze.
Kate Middleton, doing for the scouse brow what Samantha Jones did for the Brazillian wax.
The original and best- Brook Shields pioneering the way for all wannabe scouse brows back in the 80′s.
So what to do if you’ve been rocking a skinny brow and can’t handle months of regrowth? Well i’m sure it’s only a matter of time before hair transplants for the face hit Hollywood. Suddenly my own brows seem to pale into insignificance, perhaps an eyebrow tint and eye pencil are in order. Cork watch out the scouse brow could be closer than you think.
































